17 Favorite Fun Sex Quotes

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And we know you love sex, too. So here are some of our favorite quotes to emphasize our sincere love of sex.

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#1 I define my sexuality in terms of the people that I love. --  George Michael

#2 Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. -- Woody Allen

#3 There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel

#4 The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. -- Truman Capote

#5 Sex relieves tension - love causes it. -- Woody Allen

#6 I think I could fall madly in bed with you. -- Author Unknown

#7 Sex is emotion in motion. -- Mae West

#8 I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. -- John Waters

#9 Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. -- Woody Allen

#10 I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

#11 Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. -- George Burns

#12 It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. -- Marge Piercy

#13 Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. -- Author Unknown

#14 My sexual preference is often. -- Author Unknown

#15 The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard

#16 Sperm is a bandit in its pure state. -- Emil Cioran

#17 Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them. -- D. H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover