Tomorrow! Blowjob 101 at Early to Bed

Early to Bed is an awesome feminist sex toy store in Chicago. They recently celebrated their 10th anniversary! In addition to being an awesome, they also have workshops, oh my. This is one of it's most in-demand workshop yet; a class focused on blowjobs, male anatomy, and women's feelings about them.

After a brief lesson on pleasure points Early to Bed will move on to instructions for what makes a stellar handjob and then techniques to give a mind-blowing blowjob, all without gagging or getting a sore jaw!

You'll even learn how to put a condom on without using your hands! This is a fun class that takes sexual pleasure seriously. Come prepared with any questions you have about head, and leave a fellatio all-star. Great for any woman who wants to be more confident in her man-pleasuring skills.


Instructor: Rebecca Steinmetz has enthusiastically been a sex educator for Early to Bed since 2003. She has created and presented numerous workshops on everything from flirting to strap-on sex.

She has presented at venues including universities such as Columbia, University of Chicago and Northwestern, Lawrence College in New York, LGBTIQ organizations, activist collectives and non-profit agencies. She has an undergraduate degree in Gender Studies from DePaul University and an MSW from the University of Chicago. Her sex ed related work has been featured in The Chicago Tribune, The Chicago Reader, TimeOut Chicago and Eight-Forty-Eight on Chicago Public Radio.

When: Thursday, September 27th

Where: Early to Bed 5232 N Sheridan Rd Chicago, IL


Time: 8PM

Ticket price: Register online $20 per person, $35 if you register yourself and a friend, and $15 for low income attendees and students. Reservations are required. Purchase tickets here.

This workshop is for women-identified folks only.

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Say What? 25 Nicknames for the Vagina (NSFW)

There's no denying it, here at GetLusty we love vaginas and vulvas and we aren't afraid to admit it! From the men and women in our lives, we've heard every nickname in the book. What science calls the vagina or vulva, we have compiled a list of affectionate (and maybe not-so) for vaginas that would put Merriam-Webster to shame. Everything from sweet to hysterical to down right naughty. Our Crimson Love tells us about all the nicknames for our most lovingly admired part of our bodies--our vaginas.

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What better way to end the week and start the weekend than with some comedy. Here is a list of the top nick names for your vagina.

#1 Pussy 

#2 Twat 

#3 Vajayjay 

#4 Pink Taco 

#5 Pink Clam

#6 Honey Pot

#7 Hooha

#8 The Cookie

#9 Pie 

#10 Snatch

#11 Sascrotch

#12 The Cave 

#13 Cooch/coochie 

#14 Cooter

#15 Flower 

#16 Bush

#17 Hot Box 

#18 Nookie 

#19. Tang/ Putang

#20 Poonani  

#21 Betty 

#22 Victoria's Secret 

#23 The Pink

#24 Pastrami Sandwich 

#25 Chamber of Secrets 

We hope this gave you a few laughs! After all they are good for the soul. Thanks again to the Beauty of Vagina's Tumblr blog for pictures.

This is a guest post by our very own Crimson Love.

Crimson is our resident BDSM fetish expert. If you don't see Crimson out dining with her adoring boyfriend, you'll find her reading books on innovation or finance. Crimson is currently finishing off her Bachelor's, she is passionate about food, photography, music and especially sex--and she's not afraid to talk about it. With everyone!

Have story ideas? Get in touch with Crimson Love at amber@getlusty.com.